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Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer?

Because it feels so good when I stop.

Greasy Fingers
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur

Seventeen years old, born and raised in Toronto. I'm going to be a world renowned chef, in spite of my poor work ethic and follow through.
I would rather see a show, i.e. musical, than do.. basically anything else even though I'm broke as all get out.
Often my love of television will keep me from going to bed at night; it takes over my better judgement.
Anything said in Latin sounds profound

Ladies: Stephanie D'Abruzzo, Julia Murney, Marla Mindelle, Tina Fey, Amy Brenneman, Kathryn Erbe, Amy Poehler, Jane Krakowski, Mariska Hargitay, Shoshana Bean, Lauren Graham, Kathy Griffin, Megan Mullally.
Television: 30 Rock, Private Practice, Saturday Night Live, Robson Arms, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Grey's Anatomy, Corner Gas, Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson, Kathy Griffin My Life on the D-List.

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We're all angry at the crazy.

You're an idiot. I've been sitting there for forty-five minutes waiting for you to come and talk to me. But I'm tired now and I have to go home. And I couldn't sit there anymore waiting for you.

I need to believe that, something extraordinary is possible.

Plastic cutlery and paper napkins have no positive effect on the human spirit
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